Time to... D-A-N-C-E!

Please leave all overcoats,canes,and top hats with the doormanAnd from that moment,you'll be out of place and underdressedI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of itRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring andPlease leave all overcoats,canes,and top hats with the doormanAnd from that moment,you'll be out of place and underdressedI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of itRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring andWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes,whoa-ohEverything goes according to planI'm the new cancer,never looked betterAnd you can't stand itI know because you say so under your breathYou're reading lips,"When did he get at all confident?"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?Never looked betterAnd you can't stand itNext is a trip to the ladies room in vainI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas Tonight,tonight,you are,you are the whispering campaignTo them,your name is "Cheap",and you look like sh-- Talk to the mirror,choke back tears And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."Oh,and the smokes in that cigarette box at your tableThey just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerinI'm the new cancer,never looked betterAnd you can't stand itI know because you say so under your breathYou're reading lips,"When did he get at all confident?"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?Never looked betterAnd you can't stand itHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?I've never looked better and you can't stand itHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?I've never looked better and you can't stand itAnd I know,and I knowIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you upI've never been so surreptitiousSo of course you'll be distracted whenI spike the punchAnd I know,and I knowIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitiousSo of course you'll be distracted whenI spike the punchAnd I know,and I knowIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you upI've never been so surreptitiousSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Panic! at the disco - There's a good reason these tables are numbered, honey you just havent thought of it yet